Who is His Holiness the shitty guru Horny Krishna?I am a self-prefessed natural born bullshitter therefore I am my own guru. Guided by spiritual enlightenment of tantric muffdiving and cannabis ingulgence. I realize I was the choosen one, after one morning while preparing breakfast I came across a sublime message on a piece of toast. From that day on I became someone between Chogyam Trungpa and 'My name is Earl', trying to use my talents to help make the world a better place, and hopefully cash in on it so I wont have to work. Om Shitty Om
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What is Horoscolonoscope?Astrology is a pseudoscience that ain't worth shit and astrologers make predictions out of their rectums for a very lucrative profit. Colonoscopy is a medical procedure that involves putting a camera up your turd tunnel. I, His Holiness the shitty guru Horny Krishna proud myself to create the first true form of divination by combining the 2 and read the zodiac straight out my ass for a more full on accuracy. All astrologers are fake, and I am the one ond only true asshole fortune teller. I think you will be surprised at my amazing readings. Om Shitty Om
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